introhello,theheat(thekidcan'ttakeit),sakejaweeuh cheetah,hottubhotpants,kidcudidiedinacoma,cheeseburgercosmos,goingtoheaven(legless)7minofheaven,shebelongstome

by II of Jackanapes

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you play jazz or something?

The Heat (the kid can't take it)
two people in capes
walking by the furniture store
trying to get to Candy Cane Lane
who's gonna tell your momma you've been sending your socks to your nieces?two jackanapes
looking for a chocolate samosa
talking to a shopping mart
who's gonna tell your momma you've been drying off your nieces socks? JACKOLANTERNS! JACKOLANTERNS!
ejaculator, ejaculate her!

Hot Tub:Hot Pants
saw you in a tube top
james brown in a tube top
ask me for some hot pants
wear em in the hot tub
hot doughnuts in the hot tub
gettin' loose in the hot tub.
give the drummer some.
good god y'all! ooh ha hey!
that's good!
gimmie some more!
break it down!

chlorine comas in the chlorophyll !

whoa! james brown broke down.
where my ladies at?
come one girls.
second verse same as the first.
yeah! come on!

Kid Cudi Died in a Coma
kid cudi died in a coma
kid cudi died busted with puffy cuffs
who's going to tell his momma?
who's going to tell her bout the puffy cuffs?

Cheeseburger Cosmos
who needs a kitchen?
i've got scotch & soda.
who needs a kitchen?
i've got perfidy placard
who you callin' chicken
i've got a Chevy Tahoe
Who needs a charcoal?
i've got a jumbotron
who needs an Eric Clapton?
i've got a Cheeseburger Cosmos.
Cheesburger Cosmos.
Mother Mary Mother Mary Mother Mary Mother Mary

Going To Heaven (legless)
i'm going to heaven
don't wait for me
i lost my legs at the levee
when it was breaking down
but soon enough i'll be up there
walking on holy ground
i'm going to heaven
don't wait for me
i lost my baby to a cabbie
down on highway 51
but i won't go back down there
i'm walking up golden stairs
to the city of the sun.

i'm going to heaven now. i won't be back for a little while.
but remember when you're on this earth, you gotta let one go once in a while. and if you spend a nickle on a camel well you always get your money's worth. don't worry about your daughters, they all know how to cash a check.

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released October 16, 2010
all songs made up from scratch, often spontaneously, by Dustin Monk, Josh Murphy, Marcuss Lappin, Carly Lappin, and Christ Whittman between Oct 14 and Oct 16 2010.

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